The car you get depends solely on how faithful you were to your spouse while you alive.
Jim was married for 15 years and cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a Citi Golf.
Tom was married 20 years and cheated on his wife once so he got a Toyota Corolla.
Eric was married 50 years and never cheated on his wife so he got a BMW.
Jim and Tom were very envious of Eric.
A couple of months later Jim and Tom see Eric sitting on the pavement crying.....
Tom asks: 'Whats wrong buddy?
Eric replies: 'I just saw my wife!!!
Jim asks:'So? Why are you crying?'
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Eric says:'She was on a bicycle!'
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The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!"
he girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
he girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat
and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million
for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the
spanking
new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country
Club... an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and ...
"Now what was it you said you had become?"
!
Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!"... Sniff, sniff
..
"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought yo
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat
and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million
for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the
spanking
new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country
Club... an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and ...
"Now what was it you said you had become?"
!
Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!"... Sniff, sniff
..
"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought yo
u said "a
Protestant".
"Come here and give your old man a hug!"
Protestant".
"Come here and give your old man a hug!"
