An Igbo man on his dying bed surrounded by his family
mutters his last words to his wife.
Nne where is Chukwudi? In tears she replies, 'he is here'.
He goes on, where is Chukwuemeka
He is here she replies...
Adaobi nkor ..she is here
Chekube?
He is here she answers.
In serious pain he asked again; what of Chikodi?
He is also here ....
With his last breath he exclaims....
" SO WHO UNA COME LEAVE FOR SHOP NOW?.."Read and laugh it off.
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touchur
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE
To surprise her husband an executive's wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband's laps. In order to defend himself the husband said "budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat ,
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