PATERNITY MATTER--YOU WILL SO LAUGH.

  Mother: Son I'm sorry i slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged.

Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could not marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No i am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father i know and so will that be.

Mother: Please dont be soo upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.

Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew there was something special about me... Thank you mum. You are the best mother in the world

APPRECIATION

The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: " Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"
The youth answered, " I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'
The Director asked, " please tell me your feelings."
The youth said, Number 1, I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today. Number 2, by working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done. Number 3, I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.
The director said, " This is what I am looking for to be my manager. I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.
Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.
A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality" and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts. When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others. For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement. He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*
You can let your kid live in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experience it. After a meal, let them wash their plates and bowls together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done. 
You would have forwarded many mails to many and many of them would have back mailed you too...but try and forward this story to as many as possible...this may change somebody's fate...

The Cruel Boss

This story tells us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses. Here it goes: There's this Jed Smith  who was working for a multi-millionaire as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal,  Jed Smith  ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire' s car just right in front of the gate. He said 'Sir! Sir! Are you going to board a plane?' 'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire. 'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.' Curious over the early morning fright that  Jed Smith  had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.' The following day, there was a news report that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. 'Thank God, I cancelled the trip', the rich man said realising that what Jed Smith had said had come true, he summoned Smith to see him. When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him. WHY did he do that? Think first….. Use your brains….. Use your brains!!! Still no idea? Come on….. it is quite easy….. Still drawing a blank??? Just imagine you are Jed Smith  and you have saved your boss's life….. OK, since you do not want to 'use your brain' like Jed Smith  before you talk to your boss. Just scroll down for the answer … . Jed Smith was supposed to guard the house at night. NOT to Sleep and Dream all night! ADVICE: So, GO BACK TO WORK, and don't try to save your boss's life. It's not worth it!

Just Watch Your Next Action

BEFORE YOU PACK, KNOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALSO KNOW HOW TO PACK

A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight.  After the fight, the wife went
into the bedroom.
A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find
the wife busy packing her suitcase.
He asked "You are packing! Where are you going??"
She answered "To my mother!"

The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure  leather suitcase and
started packing his clothes.

The wife angrily stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?"

He replied " Oh ya! I am going to my mother!"
The wife "To your mother! And what about the children! Who is going to look
after them?" The man "You are going to your mother! Fine.  I am also going to my mother. The
children also should go to their mother"

The woman stopped packing.  She looked steadily at the husband and was left
without any other option but just to shed tears of joy. She then hugged the man
and said, "You are very intelligent.  No wonder I married you;  Tea, Coffee OR
Me???

REASONS TO LAUGH

You don't need to wait for Night of thousand laugh, you can have a second joke that could give you reasons to laugh!

Check this out.

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.

Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

The Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money of him, so they challenged him. "Hey!!! wetin you carry, Where you dey carry that thing go?!"

Trust an Igbo man...

"I no like the place where them bury me, so I dey try relocate".

The Police men all took their heels!

Have a great day.