10.12.24

EDUCATIONAL JOKES

 Here are some funny and educational jokes:

1. On Science:

Why did the atom break up with its partner?

Because it found them too neutron!

2. On Math:

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than!

3. On Grammar:

Why did the comma break up with the period?

It felt like it was being overlooked.

4. On Biology:

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?

A sturgeon!

5. On History:

Why did Napoleon hide his vegetables?

He didn’t want to meet his Waterloo(cumber)!

6. On Health:

Why don’t ginger and garlic ever fight?

Because they’re a root-ing for each other to spice up your life!

7. On Space:

Why did the astronaut break up with their partner?

They needed space!

8. On Chemistry:

What did one ion say to another?

"Stop being so negative!"