Frankly speaking, that was an expensive joke from the wife. Just because of A.Y show? She just rattled a sleeping trouble. She has murdered TRUST in the marriage. The husband too can equally say, he was playing pranks on her to spite her about sleeping with the sister for the past 5 years.
Radio programme or not, the husband will now be looking at the purported 9 year old child with doubt.. Except if the child is a carbon copy of the DAD. The wife too will be suspicious about the husband towards any female member of her family henceforth. That is, if the marriage will even stand again.
Hallos peeps,
It's a krazy world we live in, and sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
Imagine this:
Woman: hello, good morning.
Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for u today?
Woman: Please I will like two tickets to the A.Y live show holding this weekend.
Radio Station: well, you can have the ticket only if u can play a prank on someone on air and make them believe it.
Woman: No problem, what do u want me to do?
Radio Station: Are u married? Do u have kids?
Woman: Yes, I've been married for 10 years and I have a 9 year old son and a 5 year old daughter.
Radio Station: OK, good. This is what u will do, u will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.
Woman: (laughs) wow, that's a big one.
Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad u want the tickets, and anyway we will be live on air listening to you and will step in to tell him it's all a prank. So u are ready?
Woman: Ok, I'm ready, let's do this cos I really want to go for the show.
Radio Station: Alright, give us his number let's call him and do a 3 way, where is he right now?
Woman: He is in the office, this is his number………………………………!!!!
(Radio Station calls the husband and do a 3 way phone call without the husband knowing he is on the air……………………!!!)
Woman: hello darling.
Husband: hi love, missing me already?
Woman: Yes dear, how is work dear?
Husband: Good, missing u too baby, can't wait to get back home and make sweet love to u all over again like we did this morning.
Woman: Me too love. But ….em…..em……there is something I want to tell u.
Husband: Ok, I'm all ears dear, but let's make it quick cos I have a meeting in 5 minutes.
Woman: U know I love u?
Husband: Yes I do.
Woman: And we have promised to always be sincere to each other.
Husband: Yes we did.
Woman: And we are Christians that believe in Christ and would do as Christ will do.
Husband: U are starting to scare me dear, please, what's this about?
Woman: Something happened in my office 9 years ago.
Husband: Please tell me, what's happened?
Woman: The annual xmas party we have every December in the office, 9 years ago I got so drunk and had sex with a co-worker. I swear I was so drunk I did not know what I was doing and em….em…..em……… u are not the father of our son.
Husband: WHAAAATTTT ?????
Woman: I just felt I should let u know. But I don't even talk to the guy anymore; it was just a one off thing.
Husband: and u are just telling me now? Are u insane? Do u know what this will do to me?
Woman: I'm sorry love; I just wanted to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can't believe u would do this to me; this is crazy, I'm so mad with u right now.
Woman: I'm so sorry my love, please don't be mad with me, I just felt I should confess and then u can forgive me like the true Christians we are.
Husband: U are crazy. U want forgiveness? Ok, u too forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years.
Radio Station: HOLY SHIT !!!!!
Woman: What did u say?
Husband: U heard me; after all, u are in the mood to confess and be forgiven, so I've also given u my own confession so we can be on the same page. Is there someone on the phone with u?
Radio Station: sir, this is a live show, u are on the air right now, we asked your wife to play a prank on u to that u guys can get two tickets to go watch the AY live show this weekend.
Husband: Oh shit !!!
Woman: Are u serious??? Tell me, are u serious?
Radio Station: wow, this is not what we expected sir.
Husband: I can't talk right now……………… (Phone cuts).
Hmmm, crazy, right??? So, if u were the woman, what will u do?
And as the guy, damage control? Denial? Ask for forgiveness? What would u do?
Holla back guys.
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