A phone rings in the house, a little girl picks it up
"Hello" she says
"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers
"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped
"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!"
"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."
Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."
"Ok daddy just a minute."
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."
"What happened honey?"
"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain't moving at all."
"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad?
"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."
Really long pause this time.
Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"
"No this is 486-5713."
Sorry wrong number.....
